Mama Sez

Why is Ryan Phillippe cheating on Reese Witherspoon with a low rent Reese Witherspoon?

What in the world is going through Ryan P's head. He's got the beautiful and Oscar winning Ms. Reese Witherspoon at home and he's out doing the hubba bubba with some low rent version of his wife. Now Mama don't condone cheating on ones spouse, significant other, or what have you in any way, but Ryan if you are gonna go out there and do the nasty you should at least do it with someone who looks nothing like your wife. I mean go out and get you some Asian tail or something don't be hooking up with an uglier version of your wife. I mean what must poor little Reese be feeling right now. I bet she's probably sitting at home huddled over a bowl of tomato soup trying to figure it all out, well Reese baby my heart goes out to you.


Now Mama wants to let you all in on a little secret. Ryan and Resse aren't the first couple in Hollywood who have broken up shortly after the wife has won an oscar and the husband hasn't. The "My wifes got an Oscar and I don't" curse has befallen on the likes of Hollywood super couples such as Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe as well as Ms. Kim Bassinger and Mr. Alec Baldwin.

Now Mama may not be a psychologist with some fancy degree but she definitely knows Hollywood and thinks this rash of post Oscar break up's may be due to the husband suffering a serious case of "Oscar Envy". That's right kids you heard it here first "Oscar Envy", Whewee! Freud ain't got nothing on Mama.

posted by Mama @ 5:45 PM