Mama Sez

You know you've made the big time when Al-Qaeda wants to kill your ass

Looks like Ms. Angelina Jolie and her baby daddy Mr. Brad Pitt have officially made it to the big time. The baby collecting couple was issued Y category security, whatever the hell that means, while filming their new movie A Mighty Heart in New Dehli because of death threats issued by members of the terrorist turkey organization Al-Qaeda. All Mama can say about this one kids is that when Al-Qaeda is making personal threats about your safety maybe it's time to hang up the world traveling making the world a safer bettter place hat up for a while and lie low till that storm passes. Who knows maybe if you keep on the DL for long enough Al-Qaeda will forget all about you and go after that baby stealing copycat Madonna and leave you the eff alone. Until then though keep your eyes peeled and in the words of the New York City Mass Transit Association if you see something, say something. Good luck Brad and Ang we love you.

posted by Mama @ 3:34 PM