Mama Sez

RUN LOHO RUN

Good news, after a nice long winter holiday Mama has made her way back uptown and is back on the celebrity scene. 2007 is here and there has been lots of hot action already this year but everyone else has covered all that stuff so Mama is just gonna skip that bullshit and jump straight into today's hot action.

Looks like Little Miss Lohan decided to get a bit exercise this past week in Miami. The camera's caught her while she was running down the street in Miami. While Mama is very proud of Lindsay for wanting to get all healthy and working out cause everyone knows I'm all about exercise (Mama does her twenty mins of Thighmaster every morning while having her cup of get up and go juice), but Miss Lindsay is going about this all wrong. First of all what she doing jogging in a bikini. Sure she's got a hot little miss young thing body, but that is not proper work out gear she must have been jiggling more then a bowl full of Jello coming out the fridge. Second take a look at those shoes, if she wants to go running she needs to get her ass down to the local Footlocker and pick herself up a new pair of crosstrainers or something. She's def gonna turn and ankle in those things. Lastly who goes jogging while puffing on a damn cancer stick. That's about the dumbest thing Mama has ever seen. Sometimes I just don't know what goes on in that little head of hers but I've got to give her props for trying. You go girl!

posted by Mama @ 5:01 PM