RUN LOHO RUN
Good news, after a nice long winter holiday Mama has made her way back uptown and is back on the celebrity scene. 2007 is here and there has been lots of hot action already this year but everyone else has covered all that stuff so Mama is just gonna skip that bullshit and jump straight into today's hot action.
Looks like Little Miss Lohan decided to get a bit exercise this past week in Miami. The camera's caught her while she was running down the street in Miami. While Mama is very proud of Lindsay for wanting to get all healthy and working out cause everyone knows I'm all about exercise (Mama does her twenty mins of Thighmaster every morning while having her cup of get up and go juice), but Miss Lindsay is going about this all wrong. First of all what she doing jogging in a bikini. Sure she's got a hot little miss young thing body, but that is not proper work out gear she must have been jiggling more then a bowl full of Jello coming out the fridge. Second take a look at those shoes, if she wants to go running she needs to get her ass down to the local Footlocker and pick herself up a new pair of crosstrainers or something. She's def gonna turn and ankle in those things. Lastly who goes jogging while puffing on a damn cancer stick. That's about the dumbest thing Mama has ever seen. Sometimes I just don't know what goes on in that little head of hers but I've got to give her props for trying. You go girl!
Brit Brit You've Done It Again!
NEWS FLASH!!
BRIT BRIT HAS DONE IT AGAIN, ACCORDING TO MY PEEPS OVER AT TMZ.COM MS. BRITNEY SPEARS HAS FINALLY CUT LOOSE THAT NO GOOD TALENTLESS WANNABE HIP HOP HUSBAND OF HER'S KEVIN FEDERLINE. HERE IS WHAT TMZ.COM HAS TO SAY
TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.
ALL MAMA CAN SAY IS GLORY GLORY HALLEUJAH!!! FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST!!!
Is Kirstie Alley Auditioning To Be A Dove Girl!
Today on the greatest show ever to be televised in these here United States, that's right
Oprah. Former "Fat Actress"
Kirstie Alley was strutting her stuff in a maroon bikini for the world to see and let Mama tell you she looked PHAT. The 55 year old actress did the appearance as part of a promise she made over a year ago at the start of her campaign to lose weight with a little help from my girl
Jenny Craig. Over the course of the year
Ms. Kirstie Alley has lost an amazing 75lbs and has gone from a whopping 220lbs to a nice and healthy 145. Now I know Mama has been handing out props today like she was handing out candy on Halloween, but I'm just happy as can be for
Kirstie and wanted to thank
Oprah for showing her off to the world. You go girls.
Doogie Digs The D!
So over the past weekend 33 year old actor
Neil Patrick Harris has come out of the closet. Dr. Doogie told People magazines Web site "(I) am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest,"
Mama is very pleased that Neil has come out and wants to give Doogie a two snaps and twist salute for his bravery, but this news does make Mama wonders what exactly was going on those nights when Vinnie Delpino was sneaking in through Doogie's window. Hmmmmm?
You know you've made the big time when Al-Qaeda wants to kill your ass
Looks like
Ms. Angelina Jolie and her baby daddy
Mr. Brad Pitt have officially made it to the big time. The baby collecting couple was issued Y category security, whatever the hell that means, while filming their new movie
A Mighty Heart in New Dehli because of death threats issued by members of the terrorist turkey organization Al-Qaeda. All Mama can say about this one kids is that when Al-Qaeda is making personal threats about your safety maybe it's time to hang up the world traveling making the world a safer bettter place hat up for a while and lie low till that storm passes. Who knows maybe if you keep on the DL for long enough Al-Qaeda will forget all about you and go after that baby stealing copycat
Madonna and leave you the eff alone. Until then though keep your eyes peeled and in the words of the New York City Mass Transit Association if you see something, say something. Good luck Brad and Ang we love you.
Busta busted for rappin!
NEWS FLASH!Busta Rhymes was busted for alledgedly rappin on his cell phone while driving at about 7pm Thursday night in New York. He was driving past a police station when he was spotted and pulled over. He was then issued a summons for the moving violation and then allowed to proceed on his way. Now don't get me wrong Mama doesn't believe in breakin the law no matter how stupid it is, but I think in a city like New York where there are murderers, rapists, and kid diddlers running willy nilly all over the place the police have got bigger fish to fry then some rapper who's just doing a little yackity yack while driving. So come on boys in blue let's leave poor Busta alone and lets go out there and catch us some real thugs.
Why is Ryan Phillippe cheating on Reese Witherspoon with a low rent Reese Witherspoon?
What in the world is going through
Ryan P's head. He's got the beautiful and Oscar winning
Ms. Reese Witherspoon at home and he's out doing the hubba bubba with some low rent version of his wife. Now Mama don't condone cheating on ones spouse, significant other, or what have you in any way, but Ryan if you are gonna go out there and do the nasty you should at least do it with someone who looks nothing like your wife. I mean go out and get you some Asian tail or something don't be hooking up with an uglier version of your wife. I mean what must poor little Reese be feeling right now. I bet she's probably sitting at home huddled over a bowl of tomato soup trying to figure it all out, well Reese baby my heart goes out to you.
Now Mama wants to let you all in on a little secret. Ryan and Resse aren't the first couple in Hollywood who have broken up shortly after the wife has won an oscar and the husband hasn't. The "My wifes got an Oscar and I don't" curse has befallen on the likes of Hollywood super couples such as
Hillary Swank and
Chad Lowe as well as
Ms. Kim Bassinger and
Mr. Alec Baldwin. Now Mama may not be a psychologist with some fancy degree but she definitely knows Hollywood and thinks this rash of post Oscar break up's may be due to the husband suffering a serious case of "Oscar Envy". That's right kids you heard it here first "Oscar Envy", Whewee! Freud ain't got nothing on Mama.
What's Kate Bosworth Shopping For, Air?
Kate Bosworth who you kidding? Any one with two eyes can plainly see that you haven't bought any food in a very long time, and why did you go with the paper inside the plastic? Is this to keep our prying eyes out of your "goodie" bags? Now honey if you seriously want to put some meat back on those bones you should come on up and see Mama. I'll cook you up some grub that is sure to put a little junk back in your trunk.
Lindsay Lono you didn't
Ok people looks like Miss Lindsay Lohan decided to dress up like Miss Lindsay Loho for Halloween. I mean seriously girl what kind of costume is that. Halloween is about playing make believe and living out your fantasy it's not about dressing up in some "costume" that really just shows off your true persona. Now girl let mama give you a nickels worth of free advice. Clean up your act and quit acting like a slut.
